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Luxembourg - Luxembourg vs. Great Britain (Shifty Disco)

“You’ve been thriving on drivel and insinuation/ now it’s time to shut your mouth and take a little dictation”
In which Luxembourg finally snap, get right up in your face and oh so eloquently explain why enough really is enough thank you very much.

Remember that bit that went ”we’ll use the one thing we’ve got more of…” in Pulp’s ‘Mis-Shapes’, when it made you feel all brainy and empowered? Well this is along those lines, a declaration of war against, well, it sounds like a hatebomb of frustration thrown at the feet of those ‘responsible’ not only for everything that’s wrong with pop music but for the state of the entire nation.

Alex hammers on the pianoforte, before pouring on all kinds of synthy goodness - cheeky sweeps, fistfuls of chunky squidges and teasingly luscious swirls. Then there’s Rob’s prime Butleresque guitar wrestling and David enunciating beautifully, a steely glint in his eye.
There are even rowdy shoutalong backing vocals, creating the perfect forum for glampopkids and hoolies to join as one. It all rattles along, building over two spitting verses before exploding into a redemptive arms-raised-on-the-dancefloor chorus. Anthems are for the likes of the Queen and er, Queen, this is an anti-anthem, a classic pop moment of sublime release.

It’s been a long time coming, but now this follow up to last year’s delicious ‘What the Housewives Don’t Tell You’ is available on a computer near you. Don’t delay, download today. We’ve been very patient, indeed.

R.R.R.G: Topping unholy curvature

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